Sober End of Year Party

On Thursday 12th of December you’re invited to an intimate soiree for entrepreneurs, innovators, activists to come and celebrate our year in community.

About the event

BREAKING NEWS: Father Christmas resigns after realising his patriarchal ways. Mariah Carey releases new hit – “All I do at Christmas is poo!!”🎶….And thus CLitMass was born.

Change makers, creatives, facilitators, entrepreneurs and anyone with a sense of humour! You’re invited to an intimate soiree to celebrate our year in community. We all work so hard in our silos, mostly connecting online. Time to unwind, gather and have some fun in person.

ClitMass offers a Sensual, Clitoclysmic and Exquisite Night off with:

– old friends and new

– warmth and cosy sofas

– food and non-alcoholic elixirs

– live jazzy music + poetry (to be announced)

– ceremonial moments

– delicious DJ line-up (to be announced)

– spaces to chat, move your body and chill

– uplifting natural lotions and potions

There are only 200 tickets available so grab yours now and share with close friends.

If you would like to come but are currently unemployed, you’re welcome to sign up as ClitMass Whisperer.

Everyone is welcome to ClitMass regardless of age, gender, sex, race, ability or religion. If you have any special requirements, please email: 🌟 Anyone bringing brainwashed kids under 10, please warn us – a shrine for them to stay in “the illusion” can be accommodated.

Love from the ClitMass Whisperers 💕

PS. The name felt fitting as 98% of the people who responded “yes” to attending such an end of year party were women. BUT you don’t need a physical nor energetic CL*T to come! All the genders+non-binary friends welcome.

Event Details

  • From 6.30 – 11pm


How to reach us 

Nearest Station:
Shoreditch High Street overground

Tube: Aldgate East & Liverpool Street

Bus: 67, 8, 242, 205, 35, 149, 26.

If you have any questions please contact us here